Review: Once Upon A Time In The North by Philip Pullman

15 03 2010

Once Upon A Time In The NorthA short story from the His Dark Materials universe that makes me ache for more. This is the tale of Lee Scoresby and Hester’s first meeting with Iorek Byrnison on one fateful day in Muscovy.

Author: Philip Pullman

Pages: 104

Published: 2008

Bottom Line: A wonderful little short story that makes me want to curl up into a corner and hibernate until Pullman’s Book of Dust comes out.

I only recently realized that this book had been released, and as soon as I did I couldn’t stop myself from running to the bookstore to pick it up. Though it is a small, slim little volume, it is packed with the wonder, joy and originality that Mr. Pullman manages to squeeze into every neat phrase and every enthralling sentence.

I must admit that I missed the characters from His Dark Materials more than I can possibly say. I have read and reread each book in the trilogy so many times that the corners are thoroughly dog-eared and the spines are cracked and comfortable. The opportunity to once again meet Lee, Hester and Iorek wasn’t one that I would pass up for all of the ore in Muscovy.

The story begins with a 24 year-old Lee Scoresby and his daemon, the jackrabbit Hester, [crash]landing their hot-air balloon on Novy Odense, an island in Muscovy (this universe’s Russia). As is quite typical with Lee, he manages to end up in the wrong place at the wrong time and gets mixed up in dangerous political dealings including a mayoral election, an evil corporation, and a deadly American mercenary. Lee meets a young panserbjΓΈrne that we all know and love and together they tangle for justice, l’amour, and just to get the hell out of Dodge.

As with each and every one of Pullman’s books, Once Upon A Time In The North is a pure joy to read. It is bursting with action, adventure, excitement and the sort of clever, easy dialogue that makes you wish Pullman released a novella a day for the rest of eternity.

I love Lee Scoresby as a young man just as much as I love him as a curmudgeonly old aeronaut, and I have always adored Hester and her down-to-earth demeanor and sage wisdom. As for Iorek – when isn’t he an absolute delight? Even as I am writing this I have a terrible need to reread The Golden Compass and The Subtle Knife and The Amber Spyglass.

As I have been repeating, ad nauseum, I wish I could just go into a deep and pleasant sleep until Pullman releases The Book of Dust – something I have been waiting for, on tenterhooks, for years now.

Mr. Pullman, if you are reading, please release stories about how Farder Coram and Serafina Pekkala met, or about Lord Asriel and Mrs. Coulter and Lord Asriel’s love affair or – oh, I don’t even know, I want to know everything!

If you’re a fan of His Dark Materials, this is an unmissable tale. If you’re not, then what are you waiting for? Even if you have no familiarity with the trilogy, this story is perfectly satisfying and entertaining for all readers.

Also, this book has wonderful bonuses at the end, including a lovely boardgame (which I have not yet had a chance to play) and a couple of pages that literally made me gasp with happiness. No spoilers!

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Three Zombie Books You Should Be Reading Right Now (Before It’s Too Late)

9 03 2010

Everyone loves a zombie!

Who doesn’t want to read about a dessicated heap of animated flesh lusting after your soft, warm innards?

Books about zombies are terrifying, they’re exciting, and they give you great tips on what to do (and what not to do) if a zombie apocalypse happens to hit your home town (or planet). You’ll get to spend hours debating your zombie survival plan with friends and family – just remember, don’t be too specific or that sailboat you were planning to escape in might be spirited away by a conniving cousin.

Here are three books that every undead enthusiast should read, ranging from a graphic novel to a quasi-historical report to a teen horror fantasy.

Quick links to the reviews:

The Walking Dead

World War Z

The Forest of Hands and Teeth

The Walking DeadThe Walking Dead

Author: Robert Kirkland

Artist: Charlie Adlard

Issues: 70

Status: Ongoing

This graphic novel is absolute zombie perfection. Guts, gore, surprise deaths, a group of mismatched survivors trying to keep out of zombie maws, hope, despair – it’ll keep you at the edge of your seat from page one, and the only source of disappointment will be reaching the end of an issue.

This is the story of Rick Grimes, who wakes up from a coma to find that the whole world has gone to hell in a handbasket. Zombies roam the Earth and survivors are few, scattered and scared. Rick, a former cop, sets out to find his wife and son in the deadly wasteland that is post-apocalyptic America. Rick soon learns that the hordes of flesh-eaters aren’t necessarily the most terrifying things in a lawless world.

I absolutely love The Walking Dead. I’ve been buying the series in hardcover trades and cannot wait for the next one to come out – they all seem to end, frustratingly, in cliffhangers.

This is an intensely human story of love, loss, the relationship between human beings and the zombies that seem hell-bent on destroying them. There are moments of pure hope and pure despair in this series, and though you root for Rick and the other survivors wholeheartedly – sometimes you just can’t see how they could possibly make it.

The Walking Dead isn’t a gentle zombie tale – there are deaths when you least expect them, and no one’s favourite character is safe. There is heartbreak and situations that make you wonder whether or not it would be preferable just to give up and become a zombie because life is simply so hard.

Also, the art in The Walking Dead is great. The level of detail is sometimes so gruesomely amazing that you can’t help but stare into a maggoty eyesocket or a mangled limb.

All in all, The Walking Dead is a series that’ll make you think, feel, and truly care about the characters and their struggles against zombiekind.

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World War ZWorld War Z

Author: Max Brooks

Pages: 352

Year: 2006

The full title of this book is World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War and it is, without a doubt, one of the most terrifying books you’ll ever read.

The reason for this is that it is all written as a series of first-hand interviews compiled as part of a United Nations report on the zombie apocalypse.

It is written extraordinarily realistically, and sometimes it takes your entire power of logic to convince your mind that this simply is not real, and that no zombies are currently trying to break down your door in order to feast on your brains. This is a true pageturner, but it’s best to read it with the lights on and a shaolin spade at the ready.

World War Z follows the zombie pandemic from its apparent start in China to its terrifyingly fast spread from country to country and continent to continent. The book compiles accounts from around the world, including South Africa, Israel, Canada, the United States, India, Japan, Cuba and the United Kingdom.

It is absolutely fascinating to see how Brooks envisions each country dealing with the spreading calamity – China denies it, the United States produces a “vaccine”, Japan is evacuated, Israel builds walls, and the Canadians flee to the north hoping to freeze the zombies in their tracks… I won’t say how effective or ineffective any of these plans are – you just have to read this one for yourselves.

Brooks’ World War Z is chock full of social commentary and political criticism, but what you’ll truly come out with in the end is a creeping sense of unease. The atmosphere of this novel is so unrelentingly grim and violent that it made me anxious for days on end – and made me to quickly procure a copy of Brooks’ Zombie Survival Guide to improve my chances.

I definitely recommend this novel, and guarantee that by the end of it you’ll be formulating a survival plan for yourself based on those of the characters in the book. My ideal plan is to find a deserted or sparsely inhabited island somewhere and defend the beaches of the seaborne undead. Anyone want to join me?

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The Forest of Hands and TeethThe Forest of Hands and Teeth

Author: Carrie Ryan

Pages: 312

Year: 2009

Carrie Ryan’s The Forest of Hands and Teeth is something the world simply hasn’t seen enough of: a young adult zombie apocalypse novel. Honestly, when I started this book I had absolutely no idea what to expect, but once I started it I just couldn’t put it down.

Aside from the wonderful danger presented by the zombies, The Forest of Hands and Teeth has an overarching sense of mystery and foreboding that is almost palpable.

I’ve been recommending this one to all of my friends, and for all of those Twilight-phobes – this isn’t just another rehashing or formulaic supernatural love story – this is a very gripping, original and beautiful book (but don’t worry, there is some romance).

This is the story of Mary, who lives with her family in a village surrounded by a thick, seemingly impenetrable forest and a large, intricate chain-link fence.

The village is ruled by a strict religious order called The Sisterhood, who control every aspect of life with the help of their dedicated military order, the Guardians.

No one remembers what life was like before the fenced village, and before the Sisterhood expect for old, muddled stories that have been passed down of concepts like the ocean.

At the fence, thousands of ravenous zombies moan for the flesh of the villagers every second of the day…

The Sisterhood has told the villagers that there are no other humans but them, and that there is nothing beyond the forest except death and devastation. Nevertheless, Mary has always wondered if there could be anything more. When a mysterious girl comes from the Outside, the whole village is put into turmoil and Mary’s life is turned upside-down.

There is too much excitement to spoil in The Forest of Hands and Teeth, so my synopsis must be short. Needless to say, this is another edge-of-your-seater that is chock full of sympathetic characters, deep, dark mysteries, hordes of the “Unconsecrated,” tenuous and difficult relationships, and action. For those who love young adult fiction, this is a must-read and I defy you to put this book down before the bitter end.

Also, I believe there is going to be a sequel – I can’t wait!

What are your favourite zombie reads? Let me know in the comments!





Review: Beastly by Alex Flinn

22 02 2010

Beastly by Alex FlinnA modern retelling of Beauty and the Beast set in New York City.

Author: Alex Flinn

Pages: 304

Published: 2007

Bottom Line: A bit fluffy and insubstantial, but a good, quick YA read. Perfect for those who want a satisfying, romantic escape from reality.

Unless you’ve been living in a cave since you were born, you know this story. You know the beginning, middle and end of it and won’t find any surprises lurking in Alex Flinn’s Beastly. Sure, it’s a modern retelling set in the present (full of ‘in the now’ references and product placement), but the heart is the same – vain boy angers witch, witch turns boy into beast, beast has x amount of time to find someone who truly loves him to reverse the spell, hijinx ensue.

In this case, the entire story is told from the Beast’s point of view – a shallow, wealthy New York high school student who gets on the wrong side of a vindictive witch and gets himself beastified. He’s got two years to find someone who loves him but is hindered by poor self esteem, daddy issues, and the fact that he looks like a wolfman (not a cute New Moon wolfie, but a full on furry-faced, claw-handed man beast).

I felt bad for the kid, I mean the only career paths open to him were circus freak and Disney theme-park mascot, but having watched Beauty and the Beast a multitude of times as a kid I was pretty confident that it would all work out. Also, his wealthy and famous dad buys him a five-storey brownstone in Brooklyn with a garden, live-in maid and tutor, huge plasma screens and all the DVDs and video games money can buy. Oh, and he has access to his dad’s credit card to buy anything (and I mean anything) that his heart desires. Boo hoo. I’d suffer through some claw hands for those kinds of amenities any day.

All in all it was a quick, fun, fluffy read. It took me about two hours to get through Beastly and though it wasn’t exactly thoughtful literature, I was never once bored and definitely felt the need to see it through to the end. Beauty and the Beast is truly a timeless tale, and it definitely doesn’t suffer during the modernization. The book tries to tackle serious teen issues such as low self-esteem, bullying, drugs and poverty, but the true story here is the romance and it is a satisfying one. Amusing read for those who like YA fantasy, Twilight-esque romance, or just a quick, relaxing escape from reality.

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